I basically live near the forest, right? So I took my very small dog out this morning, and distinctly heard the noise of a Eagle –
ME: Get inside you dumbass! You’re going to get eaten!
KATIE: (CONTINUES TO BARK, AND THE EAGLE STARTS TO CIRCLE AROUND).
ME: I’m serious! Do you really want to be it’s next meal?!
KATIE: (CONTINUES TO BARK)
MOM: Katie, come inside!
KATIE: (RUSHES INSIDE)