My brother and I were watching the Olympics earlier and this is how a conversation went between us:
BROTHER: You could totally win this contest! (it was about Archery)
ME: Yeah right; I’d accidently shoot and kill someone!
ME: Like, would I get 30 points if I accidently shoot someone straight in the chest, instead of the actual target?
ME: It’d most likely win me a quiet trip out of the country and into a nice holding cell with a silver toilet and no toilet paper.