ME: Wouldn’t it be so cool if I worked as a chocolatier?
ME: Like, I would probably get fired within the first few minutes.
MOM: Why’s that?
ME: Because I’d jump in it!
ME: They would probably turn around after saying to me that ‘no, you cannot jump in it or else you’ll get fired’ and then they sigh and say that they lost another one, but this time it was a near time record!’
My imagination is just jealous of my theoretical musings.