So lately – I’ve been counting how many moles I have because they keep showing up out of nowhere, and I noticed something! Most of my moles are real close to each other, and if you look closely, its in the shape of a triangle!
So I did what any normal person would do!
I googled it!
I have found that it either means that I’ve been abducted by aliens over eight times (and marked by said aliens), I have divine protection, or that I’m basically a gangster from Turkey! Lol.